Auditions The Full Monty

by Pinelands Players | Jan 7, 2017 | News

AuditionsThe Full Monty at GrandWest – November 2017

Auditions The Full Monty. Pinelands Players is thrilled to announce auditions for their bold 2017 production of The Full Monty, running 11-25 November at The Roxy Revue Bar, GrandWest. This isn’t just another musical – it’s a heartfelt story of resilience, camaraderie and daring to bare it all (with careful backlighting, of course!).

Key Production Details

🎭 Creative Team:

• Director/Choreographer: Laura Bosman

• Musical Director: Barend van der Westhuizen

• Stage Manager: Philippa van Ryneveld

🗓 Rehearsal Schedule:

• Commences July 2017 (twice weekly + weekends)

• Intensity increases closer to opening night

🇬🇧 Setting & Requirements:

• Sheffield, England setting – British accents essential (training available)

• Contains strong language and adult themes

• Features iconic songs Hot Stuff and Leave Your Hat On

Cast Requirements – Breaking Stereotypes

👨 12 Male Roles | 👩 8 Female Roles | 👦 1 Teen Boy (13-15 yrs)

💡 Casting philosophy:

“We want real people, not Greek gods. The story celebrates every body type – your authenticity is your audition advantage.”

Notable Roles & Audition Prep

For the Six ‘Hot Metal’ Men:

• Jerry Lukowski (35-45): Cocky yet vulnerable mill worker – prepare Man + Breeze Off The River

• Noah “Horse” Simmons: Retired mill worker – showcase moves in Big Black Man (Black actors encouraged)

• Full nudity in finale – handled with artistic sensitivity (no nudity at auditions)

For the Women Who Steal the Show:

• Jeannette Burmeister: Scene-stealing pianist – smoky alto belts Jeanette’s Showbiz Number

• Georgie Bukatinsky: Life-of-the-party wife – lead It’s a Woman’s World

Why This Production Matters

Beyond the cheeky stripping premise, The Full Monty explores:

• Male vulnerability in economic hardship

• Female resilience in working-class communities

• Body positivity long before it became mainstream

Auditions The Full Monty: Logistics

📅 Dates:

• First Round: Sunday 29 January 2017

• Callbacks: Sunday 5 February 2017

📍 Venue: The Roxy Revue Bar, GrandWest

📩 Booking: Email thefullmontypp2017@gmail.com with:

• Preferred character(s)

• Performance CV (if available)

📝 Preparation:

• Selected songs/dialogue sent upon slot confirmation

• British accent preferred but not mandatory for initial audition

Join the Boldest Cast in Cape Town

This is your chance to:
✅ Work with award-winning creatives
✅ Perform at GrandWest’s premier venue
✅ Be part of a show that blends laughter with social commentary

“It’s not about taking off clothes – it’s about revealing character.” – Laura Bosman, Director

🔗 Full character breakdowns and song list: Pinelands Players Blog

THE CHESSBOARD KILLER

by Pinelands Players | Sep 17, 2016 | News

The Chessboard Killer: A Gripping Original Play by Pinelands Players

The Chessboard Killer: Posted on September 17, 2016 | By Melissa Sanderson

A Chilling Thriller Comes to Life at the Clubhouse Theatre

Pinelands Players is proud to present The Chessboard Killer, an original and suspenseful play written and directed by Graham Leverton. This gripping production will take the stage at the intimate Clubhouse Theatre, The Crossing, in Pinelands, delivering a dark and thrilling experience for audiences.

The Plot: A Serial Killer’s Deadly Game

The story follows Ron Bingham (played by Thomas Bowman), a failed screenwriter and film school lecturer in New York. After years of rejection, Ron snaps and begins executing a twisted screenplay in real life—by becoming a serial killer. But he’s no ordinary murderer.

Each of Ron’s victims represents a chess piece, and his goal is to complete the entire set—32 kills, from pawns to kings and queens. If he succeeds, he’ll become the most prolific serial killer in New York history.

The Detectives Racing Against Time

Leading the investigation are Detectives Joel Stringer (played by Graham Leverton) and Vicky Conway (Kerryn Lloyd). Stringer, a seasoned homicide detective, and his sharp-witted partner Conway must decode the killer’s pattern before he reaches his horrifying goal.

The killer’s victims escalate from pawns (the marginalized) to rooks, knights, and bishops (the elite). But the biggest question remains: Who are the kings and queens?

A Student Caught in the Crossfire

At the center of the chaos is Richard Walker (Byron Hite), an aspiring screenwriter and Bingham’s student. Seeking mentorship, Walker unknowingly becomes a pawn in his professor’s deadly game.

Creative Staging in an Intimate Venue

Leverton crafted the script with the Clubhouse Theatre’s unique space in mind, ensuring an immersive experience despite its small size.

“We’ve used creative scene transitions, voiceovers, and an atmospheric soundtrack to enhance the tension and keep the story moving dynamically,” says Leverton. “It’s been exciting to bring this dark, original thriller to life.”

Don’t Miss This Unforgettable Production of The Chessboard Killer

Show Details:

📅 Dates: September 30 – October 2, 2016
📍 Venue: Clubhouse Theatre, The Crossing, Pinelands
🎟 Tickets: R40 (payable at the door)
📧 Bookings: Email pinelandsplayers@gmail.com

Why You Should See The Chessboard Killer:

✅ Original, edge-of-your-seat thriller
✅ Talented local cast & creative staging
✅ Perfect for fans of crime dramas and psychological suspense

Book your tickets now and witness this chilling game of cat and mouse!

The Full Monty Audition Alert

by Pinelands Players | Sep 15, 2016 | News

Audition Alert: The Full Monty – A Heartwarming Musical About Courage & Self-Worth

The Full Monty Audition Alert: Posted on September 15, 2016 | By Melissa Sanderson

Pinelands Players Presents The Full Monty – Coming November 2017!

Pinelands Players is thrilled to announce auditions for the hilarious and heartwarming stage adaptation of The Full Monty! Directed by Laura Bosman, this beloved musical is about far more than stripping—it’s a story of self-discovery, friendship, and overcoming insecurities with humor and heart.

📅 Auditions: Late 2016 / Early 2017 (Stay tuned for exact dates!)
📍 Possible Venues: Roxy Revue Bar (GrandWest) or Artscape Arena
📧 Interested? Email Laura at bosmanld@gmail.com

About the Show

Based on the hit 1997 British film, this musical version is set in Buffalo, New York, where six unemployed, down-on-their-luck men decide to stage a one-night-only striptease to make quick cash. But The Full Monty isn’t just about baring it all—it’s a touching, funny, and inspiring tale about:

✅ Self-worth & courage
✅ Overcoming fear & insecurity
✅ Friendship & family bonds
✅ The women who stand by them

💡 Note: While the show includes strong language and adult themes, any required nudity will be handled with taste, sensitivity, and respect.

The Full Monty Audition Alert! Cast Breakdown: Who’s Needed?

🎭 The Six “Hot Metal” Men (Lead Roles)

1. Jerry Lukowski *(40-50, rock tenor)* – A struggling dad fighting for custody of his son. Must dance in underwear.

2. Dave Bukatinsky *(30-40, lyric tenor)* – Jerry’s best friend, self-conscious about his weight.

3. Harold Nichols *(35-60, baritone/tenor)* – A former supervisor hiding unemployment from his wife.

4. Ethan Girard *(25-40, tenor)* – Energetic but not the sharpest tool in the shed.

5. Malcolm MacGregor *(25-40, tenor)* – A shy, closeted man who finds confidence in the group.

6. Noah “Horse” T. Simmons *(50+, baritone/tenor)* – A retired worker with killer moves. (Must be a Black actor.)

👨 Supporting Male Roles

• Nathan Lukowski (12 years old) – Jerry’s wise-beyond-his-years son.

• Teddy Slaughter *(35-55)* – Pam’s well-off boyfriend.

• Buddy ‘Keno’ Walsh *(21-32)* – A professional stripper who opens the show. (Must move well!)

• Plus union leaders, club owners, and ensemble roles.

👩 The Women (Strong Singers & Actresses Needed!)

• Pam Lukowski *(30-40, mezzo-soprano)* – Jerry’s ex-wife, wants him to step up.

• Georgie Bukatinsky *(30-40, mezzo-belter)* – Dave’s supportive, outgoing wife.

• Vicki Nichols *(30-55, mezzo-belter)* – Harold’s stylish, loving wife.

• Jeannette Burmeister (Indeterminate age, alto belter) – A sassy, seen-it-all pianist.

• Plus friends, mothers, and featured ensemble roles.

Audition Requirements

✔ Working-class American accents
✔ Strong acting & chemistry (The men must be relatable, real, and funny!)
✔ Singing & movement skills (Some roles require dancing in underwear.)
✔ Willingness to embrace bold themes (No full nudity required, but confidence is a must!)

Why Audition?

🔥 A chance to be part of a hilarious, moving, and iconic show!
🎤 Show-stopping musical numbers & powerful character arcs
🤩 A supportive, fun, and professional production team

📩 How to Get Involved

If you’re interested in auditioning or want updates, email Laura Bosman at bosmanld@gmail.com.

Don’t miss out—this is going to be an unforgettable production!